Love and Hate
114 aphorisms · 13 comments
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tiny.ag/e7vc1gep · ★★☆☆ Fair (78 ratings) · submitted 1997
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
tiny.ag/vlhxjtfa · ★★☆☆ Fair (456 ratings) · submitted 1999 by Andy Dart
Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Benny Hill, (when asked why he never married), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/04lm8ot1 · ★★☆☆ Fair (290 ratings) · submitted 1997
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
tiny.ag/nvdb2cfz · ★★☆☆ Fair (403 ratings) · submitted 1997
Burning desire is the eternal flame.
tiny.ag/bggvrf05 · ★★☆☆ Fair (180 ratings) · submitted 1997
If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
tiny.ag/hafgido3 · ★★☆☆ Fair (136 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is a given, hatred is aquired.
tiny.ag/re0zqqyo · ★★☆☆ Fair (121 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is seeing without eyes, hearing without ears; hatred is nothing.
tiny.ag/p9dighnt · ★★☆☆ Fair (104 ratings) · submitted 1997
Money is good, love is wealth.
tiny.ag/cpeiyvlx · ★★☆☆ Fair (128 ratings) · submitted 1997
I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
tiny.ag/toy71ing · ★★☆☆ Fair (893 ratings) · submitted 1997
Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
tiny.ag/lkwaonin · ★★☆☆ Fair (106 ratings) · submitted 1997
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
tiny.ag/t9m3smqg · ★★☆☆ Fair (1410 ratings) · submitted 1997
Women make love for love, men make love for lust.
Derrick Harge, in Love and Hate and Men and Women
tiny.ag/ji1h0t57 · ★★☆☆ Fair (119 ratings) · submitted 1997
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
tiny.ag/c5yxdobt · ★★☆☆ Fair (165 ratings) · submitted 1997
In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.
tiny.ag/fxwtpzmn · ★★☆☆ Fair (442 ratings) · submitted 1997
Math is like love -- a simple idea but it can get complicated.
tiny.ag/6thfwduq · ★★☆☆ Fair (1009 ratings) · submitted 1999
Romance is built on illusion, and when we love someone, we love the illusion they have created for us.
Roger Ebert, (from review of Boys Don't Cry, Oct. 22, 1999), in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/w4s36qc2 · ★★☆☆ Fair (502 ratings) · submitted 1997
A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
tiny.ag/qh2wpltu · ★★☆☆ Fair (384 ratings) · submitted 1997
All mankind loves a lover.
tiny.ag/voscxn53 · ★★☆☆ Fair (218 ratings) · submitted 1997
When falling in love, some lose their head, others lose their heart.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
tiny.ag/nbrpkw6o · ★★☆☆ Fair (226 ratings) · submitted 1997
The surest sign that a man is in love is when he divorces his wife.
Unknown, in Love and Hate
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